3 Simple and Fool-Proof Ways to Get Your Writing Viewed by (millions) More Readers

the Creative Guru, PhD x 2.

You must have a cool and catchy name, like “the Creative Guru.” This is not one of the rules, just an observation, a handy little tidbit, some unsolicited advice. Do with it what you will, but rest assured, your real name, it’s not good enough; you’re going to need to jazz it up.

Here’s Tip #1:

Go Big. Go big, or go home. That’s your motto. The bigger, the better. Jack it up, all the way, past maximum, as far as it will go. Whatever it is you’re writing about, make it BIG.

Make the title BIG too:

3 Simple and Fool-Proof Ways To Get Your Writing Viewed by BILLIONS of people.

Truth does not matter, only eyeballs, or you wouldn’t be reading an article such as this. The goal or point is validation, and validation only comes via eyeballs, and since the marketplace is now global, that means BILLIONS of eyeballs, and if you want to attract these eyeballs, you better say something BIG, and if you can throw BILLIONS or TRILLIONS or GIGATONS into the equation, your chances of attracting eyeballs increase with the size of the claim.

Tip #2: