The Prince and the Swine

Cogito Ergo Scribo
3 min readNov 28, 2023
The Prince and the Swine

It’s story-time.

My dad is sitting in bed next to me. I am 8 years old. He is telling me a story.

He says.

Once, there was a Prince, a tall, blonde Swede with wise, blue eyes, nicely-muscled physique, above average intelligence, with plenty of charm and grace and wit, who lived in a hovel.

--

--